I read somewhere that the reason the word ambulance is spelled backwards on an ambulance is so that when you look at it in your rear view mirror you will recognizes that it’s an ambulance and move out of the way. Wouldn’t your 1st clue be the flashing red lights and really loud sirens?
If your boss walks in on your post lunch nap, just open your eyes and say Amen. It’s not your fault that snoring is part of your religious customs!
Sometimes I sit in meetings and guess the salaries of the people in the meeting. I was once in a meeting with over a million dollars in salaries to decide what types of cookies to serve at a party! That’s $481 an hour worth of stupid!
I was once in a meeting to determine how we wanted to position our talking points for an upcoming strategic planning meeting for an upcoming annual management meeting. For those who don’t speak corporate I was in meeting about a meeting about a meeting!
Why is it that when you go to your kids parent-teacher conference they always make you sit in those tiny seats? With the millions of tax payers dollars flowing in that school would it kill them buy a chair that doesn’t stick to your butt when you get up?
Why is it expectable in corporate America for you to work nights and weekends, but you go to a “few” off track betting parlors in the middle of the day and you’re a “slacker”!
I think the auto industry is failing because they keep putting features in cars that nobody wants. For example several luxury cars this year come with rain sensing windshield wipers. This means they spent millions of dollars researching a device that tells you when it’s raining!
Why is that if you work fulltime at a job for five years they give you three weeks off, but if you are in prison for five years then you get a year off?
If you watch a DVD movie there is always a message in the beginning that says “This motion picture has been modified to fit this screen.” How do they know exactly what size screen I have before I buy the movie?